RUN, RUN RUDOLPH!!!

Good Heavens!  Are we really just a little over a week away from Christmas?  My oh my how time flies!  Hopefully y'all have been having fun and handling all holiday-related stress like champs!  The past me that's writing this is relatively calm right now, but the current me that will be dealing with stuff the day this actually posts is likely a nervous wreck already!  Guess we'll see how things go!  Anyway, I've rambled on long enough.  It's time for some art!  Enjoy…

After becoming Santa's top reindeer, Rudolph let the success go to his head and became a big jerk!  Man, Frosty's been getting his butt kicked in my toons this month!  Good thing he's made of snow and can be rebuilt easily.  This was another Daily Doodle entry made up of several themes.  Can't remember why I was busy, but I wound up combining the themes of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Robin Red Breast, Frosty the Snowman and Jack Frost all in one single panel!  Although they're a pain to draw, I love drawing crowd scenes.  There's just something funny about them.

Another week down!  We'll be back next time with a double dose of CRAZY Christmas fun!  Until then, take care, help others who need it by donating food, clothes or toys and I'll catch y'all next time!

WHEN SANTA'S AWAY, THE ELVES WILL PLAY!!!

OK, so Santa's actually out cold in this instance, but the same principle applies!  Anyway, hope everybody's having fun now that Hanukah has kicked off and Christmas draws near!  I swear all the best food holidays lie between Halloween and New Year's Day.  Is it any wonder we all make dieting a resolution come January 2nd!  With that said, it's now time to "Bounce" some art your way!  Enjoy…

Man, for a big dude, Santa's a lightweight!  You'd think he could hold his nog better?  Then again, his one night of work is pretty long.  If anyone has earned the right to have a few and then nap, it's jolly St. Nick!  Maybe next time though, he'll pass out in his room first.  Elves are quite mischievous after all!  This theme came from the Daily Doodle.  I can't exactly remember what the theme was, other than it involved Santa and his elves, and this was what I came up with!

And so ends another week of holiday fun.  We'll back this time next Wednesday with some new art that will break down the walls of comedy!  Until then, take care, donate to those in need this holiday and I'll catch y'all next time!

DON'T MESS WITH DER KRAMPUS!!!

OK, now that it IS December, I can officially get into the holiday spirit!  I'm still trying to recover from last week's turkey coma, but progress is being made, and not a moment too soon either!  After all, I gotta start seeing the sounds and sights of the season!  With that in mind, enjoy today's art, a look at Santa's muscle, Krampus!  Enjoy...

For those of you not in the know, Krampus is a creature from (I believe) German folklore, hence the accent.  His purpose is to beat the wickedness out of the kids on Santa's Naughty List while at the same time not understanding that the word "Whacking" is a bit of a double entendre out here!  I think if parents used this guy as a threat instead of a lump of coal, you might see more better behave children throughout the year!  This theme came from Sketch Dailies and the design is actually based off of my good pal Rich Clabaugh's interpretation of Krampus from his wonderful comic The Graveyard Gang.  I should note Rich actually gave Krampus a hoof in his comics.  The hoof was in my pencils, but I messed up in inks and gave him another foot instead!  Oh well.  Please forgive me Rich!

Anyway, it's time to end what I hope is a good start to the Holiday Season for all.  As I have done in past years, I urge all of you to please donate toys and food to those less fortunate this year.  Having come from a rough childhood, I can honestly say that every little bit does help.  Even something as simple as dropping a dollar in a Salvation Army Bucket makes a difference, so get in the spirit and give today!  And with that, take care and I'll catch y'all later!

TURKEY VS. HAM: BLIMP WARFARE!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY!!!  THANKSGIVING IS HERE AND GIVING NOTHING TO SANTA DAMMIT!!!

Sorry for the outburst, but I'm tired of Christmas stealing all of the Fall holidays' thunder!  You have your month Chris Kringle!  Let the ghouls and turkeys have theirs!  Anyway, tomorrow's the big day and you know what that means: The Macy's Day Parade!  Well, for me it's the revamped MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, but for others, it's marching bands, Broadway show numbers and giant cartoony bags full of more hot gas than the NFL Commissioner!  So sit back and enjoy this week's art offering!  Hit the button Frank...

Tom Turkey and his pig pal have found a new way to escape: Helium!  I'm sure they'll blend right in with the balloon versions of Kermit, Snoopy and Spongebob, despite being rather small and enveloped!  It has long been debated amongst Thanksgiving purists for many years what the better main course is: Turkey or Ham?  Both have many delicious qualities and work well with all side dishes, both sweet and savory.  I've always been of the opinion that both are necessary to make a Thanksgiving meal complete!

And that'll do it for the month of November!  Tom Turkey made it safely through another meal without being eaten and all are happy!  Next week, the Christmas spirit descends upon the CRAZYVERSE spreading joy like a wildfire, so be sure to come back and see the festive fun!  Until then, have a wonderful, safe and tasty Thanksgiving and Godspeed to the those braving the crowds at the Pre-Christmas Slaughter, aka Black Friday!  Until we meet again, take care and I'll catch y'all later!

TROPICAL TURKEY TOM!!!

Alright!  One week away from Extended Pants Day!  Gonna be packing away insane amounts food soon, so I best start prepping myself!  In the meantime, Tom Turkey's CRAZY Refuge continues in a tropical paradise!  So let's get our sandals on and feel the rhythm of the night!

WOOOOOOO!!! PAAAAAR-TAAAAAY!!!  Today's theme was originally based on the Daily Doodle's "Tropical Turkey" theme!  Tom managed to make his way to the Bahamas in time to avoid the ax, and now, he's living it up!  And the Party Crab is there to keep the mood alive!

Well, we have edged closer to the end of November.  But don't be sad!  I promise we'll close the month on high note!  It'll be very up-lifting for sure!  Until then, take care and I'll catch y'all later!

UNDER THE SEA!!! WITH TOM TURKEY!!!

And we're back!  Hope y'all didn't miss me too much!  I got two other sites with comics, so there's plenty of CRAZY to go around folks!  Our pal Tom Turkey is back and wanted to take everyone on a tour of the deep blue!  So grab your snorkel and goggles and dive in!  It's turkey time!

Gotta watch out for puffer fish.  When they blow their tops, they mean business!  The theme this time was a Scuba Diving Turkey, which I had a lot of fun drawing, especially the snail and crab!  I love critters with funny looking eyes.  They have a lot of personality and are fun to draw!  Also love Tom's expression.  He seems so surprised!

And we finish another week here at CRAZY HQ.  We'll be back next time with some tropical exposure for ol' Tom Turkey!  Until then, take care, and I'll catch y'all later!

THE TOM TURKEY TAKEOVER TAKES OFF!!!

WELCOME TO NOVEMBER CRAZIES!!!

We are in the month of my favorite holiday of all… THANKSGIVING!!!  Turkey!  Pie!  Ham!  Pie!  Stuffing!  Pie!  Mashed potatoes!  And did I mention Pie yet?  Sorry folks, it's just this is about the only time a year I get to show off my cooking and really settle down and relax.  But that's not all!  It's also a time for art!  Turkey art!  You see, ol' Tom Turkey himself is on the run from hunters and has taken up refuge here in the CRAZYVERSE!  As an animal lover, I just couldn't let his final resting place be on the dinner table, so I let him stay!  Plus, cartoon turkeys have a terrible taste!  So sit back and enjoy today's hand-drawn feast…

 All the entries from this month come from the Daily Doodle, who did a whole week of turkey-themed art, with the first being a Roller Skating Turkey.  I decided to have some fun with it and let the skates be his means of escape from a chef who may be related to another famous chef.  And having worked in a kitchen once, I can honestly say that "Bork" is a very common word used amongst chefs, Swedish or otherwise!

Well, that's all for today.  We'll be back next time for some more fun with Tom Turkey and some deep sea pals!  Until then, take care and I'll catch y'all later!