OF BLUE FLAMES AND ACCIDENTAL SUCCESSES!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  Two weeks away from Turkey Day already, can you believe it?  By this point, I've probably already gotten my supplies as it's just a wiser choice to get things as early as possible.  Trust me, you don't wanna be skimming the aisle at Vons the day before Thanksgiving or any holiday really fishing for bargain brand creamed corn!  But enough about that!  You guys came here for some "Kids Vs. Turkey" mayhem, and I intend to deliver!  When we last left off, the Brat Twins were in a bit of a crisis.  Dorothy wants her feathered catch while Billy wants blue flames shooting from his hind quarters.  One goal is more achievable than the other, but can either Twin succeed?  Scroll down and see for yourself!  Enjoy...

Well Billy, they do say practice makes perfect.  Also, exactly what does that boy tell his mother on laundry day about all the scorch marks on his undies and overalls?  And let's not forget Dorothy's IQ level here.  She's only just now figured out that buying a turkey would've been cheaper?  Good God kid, was getting revenge really that important to you?  You're right to finally give up and move on.  Billy certainly has!

Whoa!  What's this?  After years of trying to catch Tom Turkey, and failing miserably at it, they finally get him completely by accident?!?  They gotta feel a little frustrated by this at least!

Well, the Brats FINALLY got Ol' Tom Turkey!  Just how will they celebrate this monumental victory?  Come back next week and find out!  As I mentioned last week it is now that time of year again, so please consider donating to food banks along with clothing and toy drives.  Times are very tough for very many.  It doesn't take much and every little bit helps.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE WITH THE BRAT TWINS!!!

Welcome to November CRAZIES!!!  I honestly can't believe how quickly October blew by!  Was a very busy month at the day job, and boy did we have some wacky weather.  From muggy and humid to wet and cold to full-on Santa Ana winds, we went through it all in a matter of weeks.  Heck, the rain was so bad one night that it flooded out Frontierland at Disneyland even!  Sadly, the weather made it difficult to put up my Halloween yard display, as it was just too hot to set it up at the beginning of the month, and then I couldn't even add my lights until the last week of October due to the rain, only to yank them all down again Halloween day!  Needless to say, I'm investing in weatherproof lights next year!

But we are all past that now, because it is time for the season of the Turkey!  It's no secret to longtime CRAZIES that I am a HUGE fan of Thanksgiving!  Food, parades, MST3K, football, a no-gift commitment...  What's not to love about this holiday?  Sadly, it's been completely usurped by the fat man in the red suit for a better part of the last 25 years now, and no, I'm not talking about Truman Capote!  It is my goal to help restore Turkey Day to its proper place in the Upper Echelon of holidays, and what better way than with a funny tale a about an incredibly slick turkey always outwitting two really dumb kids?  What's that?  There's literally 50 better ways?  Well, it's my blog, so I'm taking the easy way out!

Tom Turkey is back folks, and this time, he's playing for keeps!  Yup, it's the finale of this wacky tale, but the beginning of the end starts now!  Scroll down and enjoy...

Looks like the Brat Twins seem to be at a bit of a crossroads here.  Dorothy certainly needs to cool off though it looks like Billy has found his own way to blow off some steam!

After so many failed attempts, it is somewhat encouraging to see Dorothy finally admit that these two could certainly be doing better!  And it's nice to see that even Billy has goals, low as they be.  Sometimes it's best not to set the bar too high.

Well, our tale is certainly off to a hot start, but can the Brat Twins BLAZE a new trail to success?  Come back next week and see how it goes!  And as it's now that time of year again, please consider donating to food banks along with clothing and toy drives.  Times are very tough for very many.  It doesn't take much  and every little bit helps.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2026!!! QUIT CLOWNING AROUND!!!

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CRAZIES!!!  I'll keep things short this week as I know we all got a lot going on right now.  Hell, I might actually be working through the weekend, which is a bummer no doubt, but bills gotta be paid.  Adulting is hard y'all!  Anyhoo, this piece is a polished up version of last year's entry from the annual CRAZY Halloween Party Jennifer Cuthbert and I host on Twitter and BlueSky.  After taking part in several haunt experiences last year that saw me being chased by chainsaw-wielding clowns, I guess it had a lasting impact on me because I drew the main Bubble Fox cast as CRAZY clowns!  Granted, with far less threatening weapons, though a Betamax copy of the movie Xanadu has been known to drive even the most hardened soul mad!  I really miss the days when the worse thing a clown could do was throw a pie at you!

And that's a wrap on October 2026!  I hope you enjoyed all the monstrous fun this month, but the fun is only just beginning because next week, our old pal Tom Turkey is making his way back to these CRAZY parts for one more round with those dastardly Brat Twins!  Will Billy and Dorothy FINALLY get their big turkey meal?  We'll see how it all starts next week!  Until then, take care stay safe (Especially for those of you going out trick or treating and ESPECIALLY for those of you out on the road.  Keep an eye out!  Little one wander!) and I'll catch y'all later!

WHAT'S THAT?!? IT'S TERRIBLE!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  Well, it's almost time!  I know I'm getting excited!  Got my yard display up, got my candy ready and have already performed all ritualistic spirit dances to ward off the evil spirits while welcoming the good ones.  Yes sir, I am ready for Halloween!  Just gotta remember to leave an offering to the Gregarious Gourd so that he will leave me treats instead of tricks!  But enough about that.  It's art time!  And we got a monster today that will leave you with twice the scares for the price of one!  It's all free anyway though, so scroll down and take a gander why don't ya?  Enjoy...

What's that?  It's a What's It.  A Terrible Whatzit to be precise!  Another entry from Animal Alphabets, the Terrible Whatzit is the imagined villain from the classic children's picture book Harry and the Terrible Whatzit.  Oddly enough, this one wasn't part of my bookshelf as a kid.  I remembered the monster, as he was always on the wall of Barnes & Noble along with other picture book icons like Clifford and the Cat in the Hat, but I never read the book.  It was a fun draw though, as monsters usually are.  And I can't complain about a palette that uses so few colors!

Well, only one week left to go, but don't worry!  I promise we got a BIG finish for HALLOWEEN!!!  So be sure to come back and help us close out October right!  Until then, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

THE MEAN STREAK OF STRIPE!!!

We are back CRAZIES!!!  Man, time's flying by, ain't it?  As I'm typing this, in addition to working on new comics and art for Bubble Fox and this blog, I've also been building a mask for my nephew for his halloween costume!  It's his first college party, so I obviously don't wanna let him down, but it is a challenge.  I'm not really a 3D artist per se.  I still can't believe I pulled off his sister's watermelon armor at SDCC eight years ago.  Still, it is amazing what you can accomplish with a little bit of patience, a lot of craft foam and about 72 hours worth of YouTube tutorials!  But enough about that!  Y'all want art!  At least I hope you do?  If so, scroll down and see what monster has sprung up this week!  Enjoy...

 

Uh oh...  Looks like someone fed a Mogwai after midnight!  Yup, the original Halloween/Christmas mashup movie, Gremlins was one of those weird 80's movies in that everybody knew, it even had a sequel, and yet was totally forgotten about by the time it hit its ten year anniversary.  Then us 80's kids all turned 20, discovered DVD's and were like "Oh yeah! Gremlins scared the &%#@ out of me as a kid!  Let's show it to OUR kids!" and thus a new cult classic was born!  Another Animal Alphabets entry, Stripe was the lead Gremlin who led an army of mutated Magwai in terrorizing a town one VERY dark Christmas.  Seriously, Kate (Phoebe Cates character) hates Christmas because her dad died while getting lodged in a chimney trying to play Santa Claus.  How friggin' terrible is that for a kids movie?!?  Anyway, this was a fun piece to draw, but holy crap was it a nightmare to correct in PS Elements!  Took me well over two hours to separate all the colors!  I know it's the dark side beckoning, but maybe it's time to time to go all digital?

Another week down as October rolls on, but fear not!  We got another monster coming as our Monster Fest continues here at the CRAZYVERSE!!!  So be sure to come back and see DOUBLE the trouble!  Until then, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

EGADS!!! IT'S THE ROBOT... MONSTER?!?

Welcome to October CRAZIES!!!  I know, it's already a week in, but that's how the calendar fell this year!  The Spooky Season is upon us and I gotta tell ya, this Fall is already off to one of the busiest starts I've ever had at work!  I haven't even had any time for cider yet!  But there will be plenty of time for seasonal snacks and festivities as the creeps and terrors start to dip in. Coincidentally, this month is all about things that go bump in the night as we celebrate Halloween over the next four weeks with spooky art that will have you howling with terror, maybe even laughter.  Or it could be gas.  LOTTA bratwurst being consumed right now after all!  Either way, let's dive right in with our first entry, shall we?  Enjoy...

What the?!?  Grab the kids Miriam!  Head for the hills!  We're under attack!  It's a creature!  It's robot!  It's a monster!  It's a Robot Monster! Wait a tic... THAT is a Robot Monster?!?  Believe it or not folks, in the 1950's, this passed as high level science fiction.  Well, not really, but the film genre itself, not to mention the concept of special effects in general, were still pretty new, so a guy in a gorilla suit with a fishbowl on his head and set of TV antennae sticking out was about as good as it got at that point.  The real kicker though, if you got up close to the fishbowl, you could see a HUMAN SKULL!!!  In the words of the late great Count Floyd: "WOOOO!!! VASN'T DAT SHOCKINK KEEDS?!?"  Today's art is an oldie but goodie from Animal Alphabelts from 2018 where we depicted classic (And not so classic) monsters of horror, SciFi and fiction.  This creature was from the notorious 1950's schlock-fest Robot Monster.  I'd describe the plot, but I enjoy having brain cells left.  Should you ever feel the urge to watch it, the good fellas at Mister Science Theater 3000 already took all the guess work out and did it for you, so go watch their take on it instead as it's readily available on multiple platforms and far more entertaining!

Well, that's it for this week, but we'll be back with more Halloween fun next time with a monster who's better known for causing trouble at more jollier time of year if you catch my drift!  And no, it ain't who you think it is!  Until then, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

WAVIN' BY TO SEPTEMBER WITH WENDY!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  Well, we have come to it at last.  The very end.  The grand finale.  But if we are gonna end things, we are gonna do it right.  And I can't think of a better way to say goodbye than with the first character I ever came up!  So let's put an end to things here once and for all as we cross the T's and dot the I's one last time for the month of September 2026 and prepare to move forward into October!  What?  Did you think I meant something else?  Y'all are stuck with me 'til I croak!  Anyhoo, onto the art!  Enjoy...

Hey hey!  It's little Wendy Oriole!  The very first character I ever created, Wendy has drifted in and out of stories over the years, debuting initially in the ill-fated One-Shot Express to even popping up Mushrooms and random CRAZYVERSE toons over the years.  Her intention though has always been Peppertown, the tale of a lonely slacker named Joe Oriole who sees his life changed drastically when an odd little alien girl named Wendy is suddenly thrust into his care!  I've started and restarted this story on several occasions and even did a solo offshoot Christmas picture book called Wendy's Christmas Chaos a few years back that proved to be somewhat popular, but not much else has come from it since largely due to lack of time.  Prior to Covid, I had quite a bit free time on my hands.  I'll never truly understand why previous regimes at my work seemed so determined to hold me back, especially since I've always just kept quite did as told.  Post Covid, my schedule's never been busier.  Financially it's been a blessing.  Tough from a creative standpoint, but bills must come first.  Just wish I could've been working like this before I got all old and broken!  Regardless, I came to the conclusion that as a webcomic, Peppertown just doesn't work.  It's longform and as such should really be a book.  I will eventually get around to doing it.  I too have many ideas and love the characters too much not to try and get something done with them.  However, it'll likely mean a reduction in Bubble Fox comics during the times the books are being worked on.  It's a small sacrifice to make, but these are the kinds of things creators gotta do.  As for the piece itself, it actually came out really good, only a few spots that didn't smooth out all the way.

And now that the Spooking Season is upon us, don't forget to leave your offerings to the Gregarious Gourd this Halloween, otherwise he will leave you TRICKS instead of TREATS!!!

And that's a wrap on September 2026!  I hope y'all enjoyed these colored pencil portraits of CRAZY Characters!  Be sure to come back next week as we kickoff October with some spooky art!  Until then, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!