HAPPY THANKSGIVING CRAZIES!!! I'll keep it short today as y'all are no doubt already prepping. I know I am! (Today is stuffing and pie day traditionally!) So let's dive on in and see if Tom Turkey's plan worked this year, shall we? Enjoy...
Welp, looks like Billy and Dorothy did in fact meet their new friend in that cave, and as expected, he delivered a smelly greeting from the dark chasm! Turns out Tom's Cackle Corner only makes HIM cackle! And he certainly has reason to! But what of the Brat Twins? Well...
...They are certainly feeling it. They should be thankful Tom ain't a rabbit! For those wondering why Tom ain't running away, well, he doesn't really need to. The Brats know when they are defeated. Plus, I've had two dogs that were spayed by a skunk. They had no energy at all for days after, and those pooches were a boxer and pitbull, nothing BUT energy! Tom can merely stroll away while Billy and Dorothy look for a bathtub! (Contrary to popular belief, tomato juice has ZERO effect on skunk smell. A solution of vinegar and dish soap helps with the initial smell as it is somewhat oil-based while dusting the affected areas with baby powder also helps absorb the skunk spray. It just takes time to wear off.)
And so ends another tale of that Tricky Tom Turkey! Will he be back next year? Hard to say really. As much as I have enjoyed coming up with these tales, it's getting tougher. You can only do so much with a turkey and two incredibly dumb kids. The Looney Tunes school of gags only goes so far folks! But it would be nice to tie up any loose ends with these characters, so we'll see.
And with that, we close the book on November 2024! Don't be too sad though. The holiday y'all are REALLY looking forward too is already underway having usurped the throne of the turkey ages ago, but next week it becomes more official as we kick off our CRAZY Christmas celebration, so be sure to come back and check it out! In the meantime have a safe and happy Thanksgiving and please be mindful if you're braving the Black Friday shopping crowds. No gift is worth getting hurt over! And while you are out, donate to any of food/clothing/toy drives currently open! Spread kindness in this rude world when you can! Until next time, take care, stay safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
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