JOLLY AND ROUND!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  We are back at it again as Christmas draws ever so closer and excitement is building!  I have it on good authority that Santa and his Elves are busy at the North Pole, making toys for the good boys and girls and the naughty children that found ways to cheat the system.  In fact, why don't we scroll down and go check in on Santa's Workshop and see how these amazing toys come about?  I'm sure Santa will be happy to show us!  Enjoy...

Would you look at that?  Santa's stress-testing the limits of the beachballs he'll be giving away to kids this Christmas!  What's that?  That's an Elf?  Oh...  Well, I'm sure Santa has his reasons.  Elves can be pretty mischievous after all.  Little twerp probably poked fun at Santa's rotund posterior again!  If you ask me, they are both blowhards!

Well, another week down CRAZIES, but the seasonal fun continues into next week as we deck some unconventional halls for the holidays, so be sure to come back and check it out!  As it is the holiday season, remember that folks need help.  Please give to food banks and toy/clothing drives this season.  Every little bit helps and can really give people their badly needed miracles in these desperate times.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

SANTA'S HITTING THE GYM!!!

Welcome to December CRAZIES!!!  Hard to believe we've already reached the end of the year!  Frankly, I'm happy to see 2025 go away, but, we still have a few weeks left, so we might as well celebrate the fact that Christmas is coming!  And what better way to do so than with the big guy himself?  That's right folks, the fat little man in a red suit is here to spread joy and happiness to all!  So scroll down and see what he's brought us this year!  Enjoy...

Apparently Santa's brought us disappointment for the holidays!  What?  That's not the real Santa Claus?  Well that's a relief!  Yes folks, that is not the real Santa, but rather, Gym Coach Santa!  I realize in these more modern times, Christmas and Holiday Pageants don't really happen in public schools anymore, but when I was a kid, we had them every year, and you could always count on the school's PE (Gym) coach playing Santa in the show.  Our coach, Mr. Gorm, was about 6ft 7in tall and weighed close to 300 pounds!  He looked more like a wrestler than a teacher!  And he didn't even try to play Santa right.  He wore the coat and hat and pretty much called it there.  Us older kids knew it was him, but the younger set could never figure out why Santa wore (SHORT) shorts and knee-high socks!  I suppose it's the thought that counts in the long run.

Well, one week down as we march towards 2026, but fear not!  We got more holiday fun coming, so stay TOONED!!!  As always, it's the holidays, it's cold and folks need help.  Please give to food banks and toy/clothing drives this season.  Every little bit helps and can really give people their badly needed miracles in these desperate times.  Well, until we meet again, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

TOM TURKEY: CRAZIES DAY HERO!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  IT'S HERE!!!  THANKSGIVING IS FINALLY HERE!!!  So darn excited for the return of my favorite holiday!  There's so much to do, so much to prep!  It's funny to say because as I write this, we're still five days away from Halloween.  But I know that when this actually posts, I'll be up to my elbows in cornbread stuffing and pie dough!  It's a lot of work for sure, and I'm certain a lot of you are probably busy prepping for tomorrow as well, so why don't we just jump into today's toon and call it a week, sound good?  Great!  Enjoy...

All's well that ends well!  Tom Turkey survives for another year and Billy and Dorothy Brat are no longer flattened!  They also now have bodies that are as inflated as their egos and are the leading "Floats" in this year's CRAZIES Day Parade!  And you all probably thought Ol' Tommy wouldn't help them.  For shame!

And so ends another tricky tail of Tom Turkey.  Next year will likely be the final edition as I'm just plain running out of things to do with these guys.  That isn't to say they can't come back in the future if something else pops up!  Ultimately, I'd like to collect these all in a volume as a bit of a graphic novel/picture book hybrid.  It's high time Thanksgiving FINALLY get some multimedia respect with the other holidays! Until next year, google on Tom Turkey!

Well, that's a wrap on November, but never fear!  You know we got some holiday fun brewing up for Christmas, so be sure to come back next week and help us kick off December properly! I would also like to remind you, dear readers, again to please think of those less fortunate this holiday season.  It doesn't take much to help others in these dire times.  Please donate to food, clothing and toy drives if you can.  Even a quarter in a Salvation Army Bucket can make a difference.  Giving is a gift in its own right and the more we share, the better we can be.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and have a very happy, fun and safe Thanksgiving!  Oh, and may fate smile kindly upon you on Black Friday!

TOM TURKEY: TO THE RESCUE!!!

We are back CRAZIES!!!  One week to go before the big day!  Well, one week and a day, but if you're like me, you're probably gonna be starting some of your cooking early.  What can I say?  Thanksgiving week, time really is a luxury in my kitchen!  But now's not the time for that.  Now is the time for comedy!  Cartoon comedy!  And we have an especially high dose of that today!  Don't believe me?  Then scroll down and look!  Enjoy...

Boy, those poor Brat Twins sure look depressed.  Or is is that compressed?  Either way, good Ol' Tom Turkey is there to help them and I'm sure his plan is very uplifting!  Be sure to come back next week and see how it all wraps up!

Well, one week left in November, but fear not!  We're ending the month on a high note and sending you into Turkey Day with a belly full of laughs, so be sure to come back and check it out! I would like to remind you, dear readers, again to please think of those less fortunate this holiday season.  It doesn't take much to help others in these dire times.  Please donate to food, clothing and toy drives as they open.  Even a quarter in a Salvation Army Bucket can make a difference.  Giving is a gift in its own right and the more we share, the better we can be.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

TOM TURKEY: A SMASHING REVELATION!!!

Back again CRAZIES and halfway to Turkey Day!  I don't know about y'all, but I already have a good selection of Joel-Era episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 picked out for my own custom Turkey Day Marathon!  It was one of my favorite parts of childhood before Comedy Central ended it.  Thank God for DVD!  Anyhoo, I'm sure y'all are more interested in seeing if Tom Turkey will escape the Brat Twins' latest trap!  Granted, it's not their most elaborate attempt to capture the wily bird, but those two are completely out of their minds, and sometimes, that's dangerous enough!  Don't believe me?  Scroll down and see for yourself!  Enjoy...

How did Tom Turkey escape this time?  Through sheer dumb luck!  Seriously, he wasn't even trying to evade the boulder nor was he even aware that it was coming!  Can't say I blame him.  Kennedy Half Dollars are pretty rare these days! (Based off the good Kennedy, not the insane one!)  Of course, that boulder's gotta land somewhere, and it's trajectory doesn't look particularly promising for Billy and Dorothy...

Ooh boy...  Talk about leaving an impression?!?  Looks like it's the Brat Twins that got flattened out!  Who'd have thought that rather benign dead tree in the background of the first page would have so much give?  AND torque?!?  Have the Brat Twins FINALLY met their match or will they have a Plan Z waiting for Tom Turkey?  Come back next week and find out!

Well, two weeks down, two more to go as we march towards Thanksgiving, but don't sweat! we still got more fun with Tom Turkey and the Brat Twins coming up, so stay TOONED!!!  I would like to remind you, dear readers, again to please think of those less fortunate this holiday season.  It doesn't take much to help others in these dire times.  Please donate to food, clothing and toy drives as they open.  Even a quarter in a Salvation Army Bucket can make a difference.  Giving is a gift in its own right and the more we share, the better we can be.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

TOM TURKEY AND THE PATH TO OBLIVION!!!

Welcome back CRAZIES!!!  November is here and I am excited!  Now, I know some of you are bummed about Halloween being over and I don't blame you.  It's a fun holiday with lots of candy and costumes, not to mention some of the best theme park events the whole year!  I miss it just typing it, and as I write this, it ain't even Halloween yet!  Of course, on the flip side of that, if Halloween doesn't pass, then we can't get to any of the other fun holidays coming up, and that would just be madness!  So here we are in November and what's on deck now?  Why, only my favorite holiday of them all: THANKSGIVING!!!  If you're new around these parts it's no secret that Turkey Reigns supreme here at CRAZY HQ.  From the parades, the food, the sporting events and especially the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, I love it all about this holiday!  It's nearly impossible to hate!

Of course, if you're a turkey, your opinion of Thanksgiving might be a bit different.  Especially if two psychotic 3rd graders are constantly trying to make you their main course!  That's right folks, Tom Turkey is back again for another go around with those rotten Brat Twins!  What vicious plans do those Terrible Tykes have in store for the old bird this time?  Scroll down and see for yourself!  Enjoy...

Well well, those two certainly aren't wasting anytime!  The Twins are clearly more hinged than ever!  Although Billy is right, Dorothy wants more than food now.  She's thirsting for revenge and will stop at nothing to get it!  Can Tom Turkey dodge another proverbial bullet or will the Brat Twins be making sandwiches of his pressed remains?  Come back next week and find out!

That's it for this first week of November, but fear not!  More silly cartoon slapstick is coming your way next week, so stay TOONED!!!  And as we are now officially entering the holiday season, I would like to remind you, dear readers, to please think of those less fortunate this season.  Times are tough, easily the worst I've ever seen in my lifetime.  Many people are hoping for their miracle and with a little help, they can get them.  Please donate to food, clothing and toy drives as they open.  Even a quarter in a Salvation Army Bucket can make a difference.  Giving is a gift in its own right and the more we share, the better we can be.  Until next time, take care, stay safe and I'll catch y'all later!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CRAZIES!!!

 

IT'S HERE!!!  HALlOWEEN IS HERE!!!  IN TWO DAYS!!!  Okay, so maybe it's a bit early, but try looking me in my eye and telling me y'all haven't already done SOME celebrating?  Yeah, that's what I thought!  Anyhoo, I'll make things quick this week as we all got fun stuff we wanna get to!  This week's art was from last year's CRAZY Halloween Party, an annual event that Jennifer Cuthbert and I host on social media as a chance to mingle and have fun with our fellow cartoonist pals!  Bubble and Pepper found the perfect costumes it seems at a renowned retailer that specializes in popular costumes that are legally distinct enough to skirt copyright issues.  That's why Bubble Fox is dressed as "Adorable Baby Spicy Dragon" and Pepper is dressed as "Flatulent Inflatable Fox!"  I'm sure everybody in the neighborhood will recognize them!

And that's a wrap on October 2025!  We'll be back next week to kick November off right and see if that wily Ol' Tom Turkey will be back for another round of Turkey Day lunacy!  In the meantime, be very careful while out trick-or-treating for those taking part.  And for any of our older revelers, please be responsible at parties.  Know your limits and if you've had too much, get a ride or sleep it off.  A lot can change fast as we've all sadly come to learn.  Until next time folks, take care, stay safe (SERIOUSLY!!!) and I'll catch y'all later!  Happy Halloween!